Hiss & Hazard Snake Coasters

Set Of 4 Walnut Coasters With Metal Base

Danger: style zone ahead.

This isn't just a coaster set-it's a full-blown reptile alert system. This set of 4 mdf walnut veneer coasters is laser-engraved with striking snake-themed warning signs that scream "snake lover lives here." perfect for herp fanatics, reptile room enthusiasts, or anyone whose coffee table doubles as a caution zone.

Our design team spent hours crawling through signage references and reptile aesthetics (and maybe a few terrariums) to bring you this bold, venom-charged set. From biohazard motifs to multilingual danger warnings, each coaster is a stylish red flag that says, "you've entered the snake pit."

Each piece is laser-engraved with venomous precision and is smooth enough to protect your surfaces from even the most hiss-terical spills. Whether you're sipping something strong or just showing off your collection, these coasters hold their ground.

Warning: not dishwasher safe. Clean with a damp cloth-no aggressive scrubbing. These signs may look tough, but they've got standards.

Zero snakes were harmed, offended, or consulted during production.

Wooden core. High alert energy.

Compatible with: mugs, glasses, vials of anti-venom, and drinks too powerful for normies.

Pro tip: stack them like hazard signs in a restricted area. Or scatter them like you've lost control of your reptile room. Either works.