Ball Python Coasters

Set Of 4 Walnut Coasters With Metal Base

Don't coil in fear - it's just a coaster set.

A dangerously stylish set of 4 mdf walnut veneer coasters, each engraved with a suspiciously charming ball python. Comes with a sleek stainless steel base for safe containment (no anti-venom required).

After months of intense herpetological debate and several coffee-fueled design sessions, our reptile-obsessed team finally agreed: snakes belong on your table - just not under it. These coasters are equal parts conversation starter and mug protector.

Each coaster is laser-engraved with more precision than a python's strike and is smooth enough to charm even the fussiest tea cup. Whether you're drinking coffee, tea, or something more venomous, your surfaces are safe.

Warning: do not place in the dishwasher. These coasters are wild at heart and hate scalding heat. Clean gently with a damp cloth like you're wiping down a treasured terrarium. No scrubbing. They're more sensitive than your ex.

Zero snakes were harmed in the making of these coasters.
No preservatives, just pure sass and wood veneer.
Compatible with mugs, glasses, tankards, and overly dramatic wine goblets.

Pro tip: stack them neatly in the base when not in use. Or don't. We're not your snake dad.